The background image to this page, which is the official CIA Seal, is invisible.  Since displaying it is illegal, or at least can lead to much discomfort like the object of constipation that cannot be dislodged, we are forced merely to refer to what cannot be seen, which is not intended to suggest that the CIA or any of its spycraft techniques were involved in the Bush Coup D'etat of 12.12.00, though former President Bush was once its Big Dude, and one of its operatives when he was Ambassador to Commie Land (a.k.a. mainland China); nor that other CIA methods to create confusion or to distract government officials from their sworn duties were utilized in Florida; nor that there is any significance to the fact that many members of the ultra-snobbish Yale fraternity "Skull and Bones Society", of which George W. is a member, fill the upper levels of the CIA, secretly collecting economic intelligence as part of the Society's larger project to amass wealth and protect the fortunes of certain American dynasties with ties to British royalty (Tax cuts for the rich anyone?); nor is the image intended to suggest that the Bush Coup d'etat was supported by current CIA employees who believed their jobs would be more secure if the first-born son of a Cold Warrior and his former Defense Secretary were installed in the White House than a former divinity student and his pious Jewish friend; nor that investigative journalists should collect a few Katherine Harris e-mails to Cuban operatives in the Miami-Dade area under the Freedom of Information Act and see what there is to see; nor that a Cosmic Top Secret intelligence project was carried out by international intelligence groups minus the CIA to ensure a Bush victory because aliens will soon make hostile contact with Earth and therefore a decoy President and administration had to be set up while the real President and the real government took sanctuary in the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) to run the United States covertly through the Bush stooges, who aren't even aware of what's going to happen, which is not meant as an explanation for why Al Gore seemed pretty downright cool when he gave his concession speech; nor why he now has disappeared from public view; nor why none of this matters anyway because the Alien Invasion Force is expected to consume most of Earth's inhabitants as food except for the government in hiding, which sadly will have no one to govern besides itself; nor is this meant to suggest in any way that Bush selected a cabinet primarily of middle-aged men because he had some suspicions about an Alien Invasion Force, just because you can't play games at that level without getting suspicions about something, and hoped the skin of such good-ole-boys would be unappetizing; nor is this intended to account for the current persecution of Bill Clinton by conservatives who can't get over him, resulting from their belief that the aliens have been the source of his magical political powers all along since they absolutely refuse to believe he may just have the knack; and finally, let no one take from this that the ever robotic-Karl Rove or the ever-horsy Dragon Lady Karen Hughes are part of the advanced Alien Invasion Force that sought to create in George W. Bush a puppet dictator who would usher in the Age of the Aliens under the guise of Compassionate Conservatism, which is a loose translation for a phrase in the Alien language which literally means, "We will smile as we tear the flesh from your bones," which coincidentally is also an article of belief in the Secret Republican Catechism for Cataclysmic Secret Republicans.

ALSO TODAY: ADOPT CT, COUPCAT DESIGNS, RIP-OFF
MONDAY:  THE DIVA ON NOT MY PRESIDENT'S DAY LA
SUNDAY:          NMPD EVENTS:  SUNDAY   MONDAY
SATURDAY:       THE DIVA INTIMIDATES MR. THOMAS
FRIDAY:            SCALIA IN DALLAS  S.O.S. GERALDO
THURSDAY: EXCHANGE  GALILEO  "BUSHWACKED" TV
ACTION ALERT:  S.O.S. GERALDO! COVER VOTERGATE
ACTION ALERT:  CLINTON SPEAKING INVITATIONS
ACTION ALERT:  COUP2K INV., OPPOSE IMPEACHMENT
ACTION ALERT:  2-23:  PROTEST SCALIA, PRINCETON 

NEWS: SPY STARTED HIS SMALLBIZ DURING REAGAN
NEWS: FAITH INITIATIVE GETS CHURCHES ANXIOUS
NEWS: "IL DOOFUS?  MEET SOME OHIO PATRIOTS!"
NEWS: I LOVE L.A.!  L.A. TO TAKE BUSH TO COURT!
NEWS: BILL CLINTON IS MEDIA PRESIDENT FOR LIFE
CONTEST:       THE NATION'S "NAME BUSH" CONTEST
HUMOR/MUSIC:        ELMER FUDD'S POST EDITORIAL
HUMOR/ANIMATION: HOW BUSH STOLE ELECTION