This simple action allows you to participate in a global protest of George W. Bush's invasion of Planet Earth! The "testicle beat-out" is a time to refrain from beating your own testicles with a rock, during the hours of 7 p.m. and 10 p.m., no matter what your time zone is. It's a way for the international community to let George W. Bush know WE DO NOT SUPPORT his invasion of our home planet!

For those of you who would like to take this opportunity to gather with family and friends to show community opposition to George W. Bush's arrival on Planet Earth, a few ideas are listed below. Remember, though, NOT to beat your testicles with a rock!  That is your most important action.

1. Have a candlelight vigil in your community. Invite a community leader to speak.

2. Beside a roaring campfire, tell stories, share stories, concerns, reaffirm your commitment to help remove Bush from office or to donate more money to your favorite pro-democracy or anti-coup organization.

3. Organize a Bush Invasion Roast! Take this opportunity to build a progressive coalition in your community. Charge for admission a story/joke/song/skit about Bush/Cheney and their fraudulent appointistration! Reserve a space for your group at a central location, a community park, and enjoy the time spent with one another. Register progressives to vote!

4. Have a community beat-out party. Pass out flyers to every home on your block one week before.

For those of you planning to stay home, you might consider these activities:

1. Spend some quiet time at home, reflecting, writing a letter to Congress telling your elected officials you oppose Bush's appointistration and policies.

2. Read stories to your children. Play a board game. Tell stories.

3. Pick up all the rocks in your own backyard before 7 p.m., and set them in front of your curb, so that when the Peanut Butter People in the opposition express their opposition to the beat-out, they won't have far to look for the necessary implements.  [IMPORTANT NOTE:  Do not inform on the opposition!  Do not call 911!  Let them express their point of view!  Protect their First Amendment right to express their opposition to our action by beating their own testicles with rocks!]

If you have other ideas or planned events, please send them to me at thediva@coup2k.com! I'll pass them onto others!

Would you like to organize a "pre-beat-out" event in your neighborhood?  Let me know...

Tammy
"The Diva"
http://www.coup2k.com