It started out in P.B. County, Florida
Didn't get the ballot right,
They said we voted Nazi, and we said, "NO WAY!"
Almost got into a fight,

We're stuck in the BBBR
You don't know how cranky we are now,
Stuck in the BBBR.

Blacks took their voting cards into the polling place,
Just to find their names were gone,
Cops and troopers tried to get up in their face,
Said "driving while black" is wrong,

We're stuck in the BBBR
You don't know how grumpy we are now,
Stuck in the BB-, Stuck in the BB-, Stuck in the BBBR.

WELL!
Then Katherine Harris went and joined the coup,
Towing the Party Line.
She threw the election to you-know-who,
When she said the counts were out of  ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-time.

Aw, Come on!
[KICK-ASS GUITAR LEAD]

We're stuck in the BBBR
You don't know how worked up we are now,
Stuck in the BBBR.

Well the Florida Supremes made a bitchin' call,
Said to count the votes statewide.
But Rehnquist and his buddies went and stalled it all
Cuz they were on the loser's si-si-si-si-si-si-si-side.

OH!
Tell me when we lost the right to call the score...
For who we want to lead the pack.
If the votes of five "Supremes" count so much more,
It's time to take our franchise back.

We're stuck in the BBBR
You don't know how pissed off we are now,
Stuck in the BBBR.

Ahhh, let's protest, People!