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The lies are flying fast and furious from the right wing now. As Twain (I think) said, "A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." When my hag of an aunt taunted me with her e-mail claim that Bush had won the election (while Gore remained and remains ahead in the electoral college and popular vote), I called her on it.
SHE WROTE:
<<Hi Tammy, Bush won darling.>>
I REPLIED:
I am not your darling, I barely know you. Secondly, winning is no great feat if you lie, cheat and steal. (It also doesn't hurt to have your brother running a toss-up state, and your cousin feeding you contraband data and giving you unearned state calls.)
I know Bush can neither read nor count, but if you can, you might be interested to know that the election results now stand at:
Electoral College: Gore: 262, Bush: 246, (262 is more than 246)
Popular Vote: Gore: 49,252,780, Bush: 49,036,353, (49,252,780 is more than 49,036,353)
But, then, the Republicans were never very smart OR very honest. Maybe you can get a democrat friend to help you with the math. Or maybe your computer has a calculator.
Good luck figuring it out.
HER REBUTTAL:
"You are not a nice person, Tammy!!!! Democrats will lie, cheat and steal from their mothers. Al Gore said that he would abide by the people, the people spoke, and he and the democrats don;t know right from wrong. They speak from both sides of their mouth.NOw Gore who invented the internet???????Give me a break"
[Yes, I know, she's not very smart, and she can't write very well, but then, she's a fan of Bush, who can't either.]
MY VICTORY:
I'm not a nice person? Please. When you taunt people with lies, you have to expect a reaction. When you taunt me with lies, the reaction will be the truth, whether you like it or not. What can I say? When you swing at the Diva, you'd better connect, Chump!
As far as being nice goes, I gave you the benefit of the doubt on your taunting e-mail. I could have assumed that you knew you were lying, and are just an evil person, but I cut you some slack and assumed you were not capable of doing simple math. I can see from your last e-mail that this is not the case. "Al Gore said he invented the internet?" That tired old lie has been debunked by everyone on the planet who has two brain cells to rub together.
"No, Al Gore did not claim he "invented" the Internet, nor did he say anything that could reasonably be interpreted that way. " -- SFV Historical Society
Of course, the truth never slows republicans down, since most of their supporters aren't smart or sophisticated enough to fact-check what the hacks say. I, on the other hand, am.
NEXT: BBBR ANTHEM, BUSH'S TAX CUT ANTHEM
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