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"WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
DON'T KILL PEOPLE, PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE"
AN OPEN LETTER TO CHARLTON HESTON
March 8, 2001
Dear Mr. Heston:
I am writing to demand that you resign your post as President of the National Rifle Association. Like most actors, you talk a good game, but like many politicians, you refuse to follow through. You are not doing your job...
"INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE"
TALKING TO THE FIGUREHEAD OF THE
GREAT AMERICAN FREEDOM-AND-JUSTICE SWAP MEET
March 5, 2001 -- The Diva interviews The Vampire, intellectual father of Republicanism, and architect of The Great American Freedom-and-Justice swap meet.
"DIVA'S RIME OF THE POLITICAL PRISONER"
INSPIRED BY SAMUEL TAYLOR COOLERIDGE'S
"THE RIME OF THE ANCIENT MARINER"
February 26, 2001 -- ARGUMENT: How a Free Nation, having been deceived, was turned by a coup into a Slave Country; and of the strange things that befell her voters; and in what manner the Supreme Court made of its citizens de facto political prisoners; and of how one of these, WebMistress "The Diva", came to be in this place you visit now.
"THE AMAZING MIRACLE BANANA REPUBLIC DIET!"©
GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU LOSE!
(EVEN IF YOU WIN!)
February 9, 2001
Do You Want to Get Rid of that EXCESS DEMOCRACY?
No Matter Your Answer, WE HAVE THE PLAN FOR YOU!
THE CLINTODERM CJ© COMPETENT JOURNALIST PROGRAM
BBBR's OVER-THE-INTERNET STOP LYING AID
FOR JOURNALISTS READY TO GET CLEAN
February 6, 2001 -- ClintoDerm CJ Competent Journalist Program©, an over-the-Internet product, is designed to help you or a journalist you know break the unhealthy psychological dependence on lying about the Clinton Family.
"THE STEAL PENNY"
U.S. MINT TO BEGIN PRODUCTION
OF GEORGE W. BUSH COIN
January 31, 2001 -- Jay W. Johnson, Director of the U.S. Mint, announced today that production is set to begin for the new George W. Bush cent.
"SECURITY FAILURE AT 1600"
INTRUDER STILL AT LARGE
January 26, 2001 -- U.S. Capitol Police and Secret Service agents are mounting an aggressive damage control campaign to mitigate erosion of public confidence in White House security, after failing for a sixth day to apprehend an intruder at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
J20: TEARS IN HEAVEN
COUP2K OFFICIALLY SUCCEEDS
January 20, 2001 -- Coup2K, the undemocratic takeover of the United States Presidency, succeeds despite divine meteorological intervention. The Creator of All to seek medical care.
"THE DIVA" FORMALLY SWITCHES RACE
January 7, 2001 -- WebMistress of The Bush Brothers Banana Republic formally switches race, based on new information.
THE RETURN OF GORELVIS
539,947 AL GORE VOTERS CAN'T BE WRONG
January 22, 2001 -- Remember when I first ran this picture? Tonight, the preliminary numbers from a week ago became final and official, according to the Associated Press. So, back into PhotoShop I went, to change the score again, and probably for the last time.
PRE-ELECTION DANCE PARTY
December 17, 2001
The Coup2000 All-Night Techno Rave-Up and Dedication Set!
Spinmaster Diva Sends out Phat Beats to All the Coup 2000 Playaz!
THE PSYCHIC DEMS NETWORK
MAY IT PLEASE THE COURT...
December 12, 2001 -- "Miss Diva" Reads the Minds of the Players,
Transcribes Excerpts from the Supreme Court Hearing
DEMOCRACY DEAD AT 224
December 10, 2000 -- Democracy, an American ideal who championed causes ranging from full enfranchisement to civil rights, and was an influential presence in national political issues, died Saturday. She was 224.
"60 MINUTES," DIVA-STYLE
WHAT IF I WERE AL GORE'S
POLITICAL STUNT DOUBLE?
December 3, 2001 -- Read the Stahl interview "The Diva" would have given, given half the chance...
NEXT: THE WEEKEND ACTIVISM ALERTS
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