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Q. What would be the proper form of address for George W. Bush were he to be elected? {{{SHUDDER}}}
A. Commander in Thief
His Fraudulency
The President Reject
The Peoples' Crack Whore
The Madness of King George
Bush Spawn, Spawn of Bush
Frat "F*@#ed-Up 'til 40" Boy
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JAMES BAKER SPIN TRANSLATED
"Governor Bush conducted the original count, which Governor Bush's cousin called for Governor Bush on the Fox Network. Governor Bush won that count, fair and square. Kathleen Harris conducted the second count, and called it for Governor Bush, making her co-chairmanship of the Bush campaign a success. Governor Bush won that count, too, fair and square. Now, the Democrats want a third count, conducted by non-Republicans. It's as though the Democrats want to keep counting these same ballots until they get a result they like. The Democrats think a fair count of the vote is the greatest thing since night baseball."
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George W. Bush, Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso have all died. Due to glitches in the mundane/celestial Time-Space continuum, all three arrive at the Pearly Gates more or less simultaneously (even though their deaths take place decades apart).
The first to present himself to Saint Peter is Einstein. Saint Peter questions the Good Doctor "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths certain people will go to, to sneak in Heaven under false pretenses.
Can you prove who you really are?"
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and requests "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?" Saint Peter complies with a snap of his fingers; the blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe - with arcane mathematics and symbols - his Special Theory of Relativity.
Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really *are* Einstein! Welcome to heaven!"
The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again Saint Peter asks for his credentials. Picasso doesn't hesitate "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"
Saint Peter says "Go ahead."
Picasso erases Einstein's scribbles and proceeds to sketch out a truly stunning mural. Bulls, satyrs, nude women: he captures their essences with but a few strokes of the chalk. Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be! Come on in!"
The last to arrive is George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head. "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"
George W looks bewildered "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"
Saint Peter sighs "Come on in, George".
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