BANANA REPUBLIC DIET!©
Is For YOU!
Learn how THE AMAZING MIRACLE BANANA REPUBLIC DIET!© can make you live a less-free, more oppressed life, just like it has done for millions of voters all over America!
STAY POWERLESS FOR LIFE!
Just a Few Success Stories from the Many People on Our Plan:
"I imagine this is what it might feel like to suddenly lose someone you love to a violent crime, only no one is grieving that person's death with you, no one is looking for that person's murderer, and people are telling you to move on." -- "Tammy" Long Beach, California
"I knew something was terribly wrong, just when I had been hopeful that at last the votes would be counted. I swear, that's the closest I've ever come in my life to passing out." -- "Samantha"
"… they are going to get away with it! They are getting away with it! They have gotten away with it! The highest legal authority in the country has committed this crime in full view of the TV cameras, if they can get away with this, they can get away with anything!" -- "Robert" New York
"A sense of urgency and purpose has taken root, and the sobering call to rise from a slumber and to stand up for the fight to shape the future of this country as well as this planet has become impossible to ignore." -- "Cynthia" New York
"We must act free, then, to be free. Freedom is what it's about. Only by being free can we overthrow the oppression being applied and planned. Meanwhile, the world watches in horror, wondering what is happening, what will happen, what they can do, in the face of a coup in the richest and most-armed country on the planet." -- "Joseph" Boston, Massachusetts
"Now, we know that those who are more powerful, with greater wealth and greater influence, have other hopes than the truth or the valor of our democracy. Our votes are an obstacle to their agenda. To them, it seems, winning is more important than the truth." -- "Bill" Denver, Colorado
"In our country, ballots were cast, and then a court intervened to prevent the determination of which candidate had the most votes, and instead installed the candidate of their own choosing. That's a dictatorship." -- "Brew"
MAXIMIZE YOUR LOSS OF FREEDOM!
*Every individual is different and will have a different experience when forced to adhere to THE AMAZING MIRACLE BANANA REPUBLIC DIET©! Plan. If you want to take away the freedoms of others, see The United States Supreme Court before instituting THE AMAZING MIRACLE BANANA REPUBLIC DIET©! Plan, or any coup. Use of THE AMAZING MIRACLE BANANA REPUBLIC DIET©! may cause actual weight loss and sleep disturbances in patriots and lovers of democracy.
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