LONG BEACH (gorewon2000.net)  February 6, 2001 -- ClintoDerm CJ Competent Journalist Program©, an over-the-Internet product, is designed to help you or a journalist you know break the unhealthy psychological dependence on lying about the Clinton Family.

Even now, after President Clinton has left office and his family has left the White House, many journalists are unable to "JUST SAY NO" to lying about the Clintons.  As a public service to the consumers of American media, The BUSH BROTHERS BANANA REPUBLIC Resistance is pleased to offer ClintoDerm CJ©, an over-the-Internet "stop lying aid" for anchors, reporters and commentators who are ready to get and stay clean.

In addition to faithfully wearing the 3-step ClintoDerm CJ©,  Patch, the success of the Competent Journalist Program also depends on the level of commitment the addict brings to it, and his or her personal willingness to follow these additional six instructions for becoming Propaganda-Free:

1.  I AM A LIAR, AND I AM POWERLESS TO STOP LYING.

Admit you have a problem.  Own up to the fact that your hatred of the Clintons is irrational, and is destroying your journalistic integrity and your objectivity.  Accept that you are sick, and powerless over your addiction.

2.  THERE IS A HIGHER GOOD

Admit that truth and accuracy in reporting are more important than your personal feelings or political loyalties.  Devote yourself to these principles.

3.  I HAVE HURT OTHERS

Admit that your behavior has caused harm to the Clintons and to the consumers of your lies.  Take personal responsibility for your actions.

4.  QUIT LYING

Pick a date to stop all propaganda, insinuation, reporting of unsubstantiated rumors, and outright falsehoods.  Begin using the largest ClintoDerm CJ© Patch.  As your pettiness and craving for lies diminish, step down your dose.

5.  RELAPSES

Accept that no one is perfect, and that a single instance of lying does not mean you have failed the Program.  Don't beat yourself up.  Recommit.

6.  HELP OTHERS

Share your experience with journalists who are suffering this addiction.  This will not only help you stay clean, but also help atone for your past lies.

ACTION ALERT:  SEND "CLINTODERM" TO ADDICTS
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