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RADIO, RADIO--Submitted by HUBMASTER
A business woman wants to show the world how successful she is, so she orders a special gold Lexus. On the day of the delivery, proud as she can be, she turns into traffic and begins traveling home. She reaches for the radio, but finds none. She immediately turns the car around, and heads back to the showroom.
"You did not put a radio in this car!" she shouts in annoyance. "No, you don't understand," the salesman says, trying to placate her. "This car has the latest electronics in it, and the radio is voice controlled. Look… I'll show you…"
In a well-modulated tone, the salesman says, "Radio on." The radio responds, "What would you like to hear today?"
"Songs by Nelson," the salesman replies. "By Ricky or Willie?" the radio asks. The salesman answers, "Willie."
The car is immediately filled with the voice of Willie Nelson.
Pleased as she can be, the woman leaves the dealership, and heads home once again.
"Radio on," she commands. The radio responds immediately, asking, "What would you like to hear?" "Beethoven," the woman replies, and immediately the car fills with the strains of the Fifth Symphony.
Smiling a broad smile, she sits back and enjoys the music. But suddenly, at an intersection, she is cut off by another car.
"Asshole!" she shouts, and the radio responds with a speech by George W. Bush.
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