George W. Bush is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy in the bushes with a box. Curious, he runs over to the child and says, "What's in the box kid?"

The little boy says, "Kittens, brand new kittens."

George W. laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"

"Republican kittens," the child says.

"Oh that's cute," George W. says and he runs off.

A couple of days later George is running with his buddy Dick Cheney and sees the same boy with his box just ahead.

George W. says, "Look in the box Dick, look at those little kittens. Hey kid tell my friend Dick what kind of kittens they are."

"They're Democratic kittens," the boy replies.

"Whoa!", George W. says, "The other day and you said they were Republicans. What's up?"

"Well," the kid says, "Their eyes are open now"

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country.

Bill Clinton was the first one  placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake!"

The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.

Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. 

The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the  order was given the Al yelled out, "Tornado!"

Again the squad fell apart and Al  slipped over the wall.

The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall.

He was thinking "I'm not as dumb as they think I am... I see the pattern here,  just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall."

He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled.

As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"