|
From: "Wm. Thomas Hill"
To: <thediva@coup2k.com>
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2001 1:06 AM
Subject: Bill
Hi Diva,
I've been a long-time regular reader and supporter of your work, but I don't understand this. Bill doesn't make me sick, and I don't see why he should.
Tom
_________________
Prof. Wm. Thomas Hill
Sophia University
Dept. of English Literature
Tokyo, Japan
----- Follow-Up Message -----
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2001 1:20 AM
Subject: qualification
Let me qualify that previous message by admitting that Bill ticked me off with his affair with ML. But so what... He was a great president, is a great guy, and let her or him without sin cast the first stone. I've been angry, hurt, and disappointed with friends, but it doesn't take away from my love for them.
I do wish Bill and Al would patch it up. But on a personal emotional level... I understand.
Tom Hill again.
------------------------
From: "The Diva (Tammy)" <thediva@coup2k.com>
To: "Wm. Thomas Hill"
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2001 2:33 AM
Subject: Re: Bill: I Never, Ever Meant to Diss Bill
Dear Tom:
When an English Professor finds your prose garbled, you've got big problems.
Mea culpa. I had no idea the masthead would give folks the wrong idea. That wasn't at all my intention.
Here is what it said:
Remember when the President didn't make you sick?
COME BACK, BILL!
Rescue the Political Prisoners of the
Bush Brothers Banana Republic
And here is what I meant:
The masthead says, "remember when the president DIDN'T make you sick?" As in, remember President Clinton? Remember what it was like before Bush (who makes us sick figuratively, and if his environmental policies go into effect, may very well make us sick literally)?
The point I was trying to make was, Clinton made us proud, but Bush makes us... well, sick. We want Clinton back. Or, since there is that pesky two-term limit on presidents, we at least want a president who doesn't make us nauseous, like Bush does.
(I swear, I've had morning-noon-and-night sickness ever since "Smirky the Shrubster" took over! Seriously:
http://www.coup2k.com/diavresponsehelen.html )
So, to clear up any confusion, I've changed the masthead to read:
Code Blue! CQD! Mayday! SOS! 911!
COME BACK, BILL!
Rescue the Political Prisoners of The
Bush Brothers Banana Republic
On a happier note, did you see the recent poll numbers on Bush? He dropped 9 points in job approval between April and May:
http://www.cnn.com/2001/ALLPOLITICS/05/10/cnn.poll/index.html
BTW: I don't consider marital infidelity anybody's business except the spouses involved. I reserve frying pan rights for the cuckolded. I am entirely too fascinated with my own sex life to have the slightest interest in anyone else's: http://www.coup2k.com/sexandjudgment.html
;)
Tammy
"The Diva"
------------------------
Subj: a suggestion
Date: 05/10/2001 8:35:50 PM Pacific Daylight Time
From: Mike S. [DIVA NOTE: Mike is my brother-in-unlaw]
To: DivaTex@aol.com
Hey Tammy,
I hope the preparations for next weekend are goin' sweetly; we's gonna have a ball, you know. I just wanted to contribute (however humbly) to the cause and, being one who himself spends too much time parked in front of televised sporting events, I couldn't believe that you omitted the ULTIMATE sports cliche. . .so when speech time rolls around, I want you to GIVE 110%, BABY!!!
And always remember, in the words of Homer Simpson, "I want answers NOW, or I want them eventually!"
Just another fella in the peanut gallery,
MIKE
MORE MAIL: CoupCat, Sports, Paul Harvey...
|
|
