Pope
Diva I
7/5/01 05:05 AM
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By: AeroUSA
7/5/01 03:28
AM
AERO-EXCLUSIVE!!!!
Possible cause of all
Aeromiracles found in the heavens!!!!!
A routine search of the
sky conducted form the NASA space station, Houston TX, turned up an
astonishing discovery at 11pm Central Time July 4th. There perched
between the planets was a symbol, seemingly engraved into space
itself. Many experts have identified the strange emblem as the
official Aerosmith wings.
“Well, I shouldn’t be saying
this…but the wings, they were there. I saw them first and alerted
the higher powers. They said it was swamp gas or something but no,
they were there. They may still be there,” commented C. U. Peeing a
NASA worker who was promptly led away kicking and screaming by men
dressed in black who curiously didn’t leave
fingerprints.
NASA denies the existence of any such wings
daunting the sky, or the ground. But many of their employees who
have chosen to remain nameless back up Mr. Peeing’s statements. One
even suggested that the wings had been there for many days, but the
prominent fire works displays over the United States just
illuminated their presence.
If they indeed had been there for
quite some time, then could this be the origin of all the
Aeromysticism happening around the world? Stay tuned for further
updates…
^dream on
:-)
Tammy, a.k.a. "Pope Diva I"
Pope-ette and High
Priestess of
The Temple of
Aerosmithicism
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Pope
Diva I
7/5/01 05:18 AM
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***BREAKING NEWS***BREAKING NEWS***BREAKING
NEWS***
SCIENCE: Independence Day Festivities Provide Many
Witnesses for Celestial Event:
Astronomers Failed to Forecast
Bizarre Partial Lunar
Eclipse
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Filed: Thursday, July 05, 2001 5:00 AM Boston Time
LONG
BEACH (Pope Diva I) -- A strange celestial phenomenon created a
partial eclipse of the moon Wednesday Night, astonishing atronomers
and many Americans attending Independence Day
festivities.
An as-yet-unnamed extraplanetary object,
being tracked by NASA's Johnson Space Center in Houston since 11 PM
local time yesterday evening, is now believed to have been the
likely cause of a bizarre shadow on the face of the full moon. The
phenomenon, which surprised many July 4th revelers, has been
reported from various longitudes in every United States Time Zone,
including now Hawaii.
An unknown process made the face of the
moon appear "hot pink" just prior to and throughout the duration of
the partial eclipse, astronomers said.
When the sun, unknown
celestial object and full moon aligned -- shortly after Midnight
Houston Time -- a shadow resembling the letter "A" moved across the
portion of the lunar surface visible from earth.
In places
with clear skies, the moon glowed a shocking hot pink. With a
telescope or binoculars, hints of yellow, silver, and a shade of
lavender were sometimes visible.
Lunar Surface Just
Prior to Event
(As Seen from Long Beach,
California)
This partial eclipse, unforeseen in
astronomical forecasts, has created a stir in a fringe sect calling
themselves The AeroCult. Adherents of this group, who believe that
the members of Aerosmith (America's Greatest Rock and Roll Band) are
gods, claim that this is another in a long series of recent
paranormal events related to the musical act.
AeroCult
devotees insist that the figure which appeared on the lunar surface
was "The Aerosmith A," a symbol which they claim represents their
deities.
Lunar Surface During The
Event
(As Seen from Long Beach, California)
When
questioned about the significance of this rash of paranormal
phenomena reported around the globe, AeroCultists declined comment,
though they did not explain the reason for their
reticence.
One thing, however, is clear. The AeroCultists
either do not know, or are not divulging, what the deeper meaning of
these events is.
Please stay tuned, as this continues to be a
developing story
--30--
Tammy, a.k.a. "Pope
Diva I"
Pope-ette and High Priestess of
The Temple of
Aerosmithicism
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scipio
7/5/01
05:21 AM
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the truth is out there....
> from an
angel's eye ain't no place to hide <
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NYaerogirl
7/5/01
09:29 AM
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OMG, that picture is awesome!! You are my
idol!!!!
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