Pope
Diva I
7/4/01 6:39 PM
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Take Up The Diva AeroBoob
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{{{THE DIVA PULLS OFF HER GLOVES, USES THEM TO SLAP
AEROTALIBAN FIRST ON ONE CHEEK, THEN ON THE OTHER}}}
"I
hereby challenge you to a duel," she says, lifting her left eyebrow
(she can't lift the right one -- never could).
"I propose
that we duel this weekend. (That'll give us time to draw a crowd.)
Moutho-a-moutho, the way Aerosmith intended. Words against words
alone."
{{{THE DIVA TIPS HAT TO ROB REINER, DIRECTOR OF
"THE PRINCESS BRIDE"}}}
"We can create a chat room, and
have the AeroBoard moderators officiate. Anyone who wishes to attend
the debate, may. The subject: 'AeroBoobs, Aerotica, Bambinos and
Bimbos: Scourge of Society?'"
"When the debate concludes,"
The Diva explains, "We can set up a poll in the chat room to allow
AeroCultists to register their votes for the winner of the debate. I
am willing to abide by their decision."
{{{THE DIVA PULLS
OUT HER WALLET}}}
"The stakes?" she asks, quirking her
eyebrow again (left one -- of course). "If I lose, I shall donate
$50 to The Christian Coalition, or an AeroTaliban-approved group of
your choice..."
"But!" The Diva continues, "If I WIN, you
must attend an Aerosmith Concert prior to October 1st, post on this
board a picture of your AeroSelf, the date and location of the
concert, and your seating assignment... AND you must be topless and
unpainted throughout the entire show."
"(Oh, and you have to
get a babysitter, and leave Il Bambino at home,
too.)"
{{{THE DIVA THROWS GLOVES ON GROUND AT
AERO-TALIBAN'S FEET}}}
"SO!" she booms. "WHAT SAY YOU?
HAVE WE A BARGAIN THEN? AND... ARE WE ON?"
[NOTE: I have not
chosen my second yet. If you'd like to volunteer, and you are a
member in good standing of The Aerosmith Lust Posse, please PM me so
we can plot.]
Tammy, a.k.a. "Pope Diva
I"
Pope-ette and High Priestess of
The Temple of
Aerosmithicism
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TylerDZ
7/4/01
8:39 PM
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Re: Take Up The Diva AeroBoob
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what a great contest! diva, i will help you any way i can.
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Pope
Diva I
7/5/01 03:35 AM
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Re: Take Up The Diva AeroBoob
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***A MESSAGE TO THE AEROSMITH LUST
POSSE***
Hello, Aerochickies! I wrote us a
little song inspired by the Incredible Vanishing AeroTaliban (and
"West Side Story," too).
Sing along with me!
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THE AEROSMITH LUST
POSSE SONG
Sung by Diva and
Posse
DIVA
When you're Posse,
you're
Posse all the way
From your first fantasy
to your last dyin'
day!
When you're Posse,
they can't spoil your
fun.
You've got Aerosmith playing,
you're Wonder
Woman!
You're never alone,
you're never dejected,
you're down with your chickies
When the computer's
connected...
you're well-protected!
Then you are
set
with a capital "P"
Which you'll never forget
till they
tag your cold feet
When you're Posse, you STAY
Posse.
AEROMOMMA
When you're Posse,
you're the
Queen of the Boards.
You're an AeroFanatic
for Aerosmith, Our
Lords.
DRIS27
When you're Posse,
you're the
sexiest one.
Chickie, you're a Goddess,
Having way too much
fun.
THE ENTIRE AEROSMITH LUST POSSE
The Posse is
here,
Arms crossed, toes a-tappin'.
The Taliban won't
answer
'Cuz their too stinkin' chicken.
Here's The Posse,
Like sailors on break
We love lips and red
shirts...
Watchin' Rattlesnakes Shake!
Here's The Posse,
Taliban, step aside!
Better haul ass offline,
better run,
better hide!
We're drawin' the line,
And you're staying
hidden.
We're hangin' a sign, that says:
'Prudes are
Forbidden'...
And we ain't kiddin'!
Here's The Posse,
Hell, yes, we'll debate
Every last uptight chick
That you
put on our plate!
On our whole... Frickin'... Ever...
Lovin'... Plate...
Yeah!
Tammy, a.k.a. "Pope Diva
I"
Pope-ette and High Priestess of
The Temple of
Aerosmithicism
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scipio
7/5/01
09:27 AM
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i'm afraid this isn't going to work Diva. you'll have to fight
only one duel (with LS for questioning your love for
A'smith).
> from an angel's eye ain't no
place to hide <
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lightningstrikes
7/5/01
10:05 AM
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dumpling darling what are you talkin about?
me and diva in a
duel? huh?
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lightningstrikes
7/5/01
10:40 AM
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so you wanna compare chest's do ya?
well mine makes joe
perry's look fat and out of shape....you can ash my dutch dumplin
after he gets here....
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lightningstrikes
7/5/01
10:46 AM
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one at a time...shit...the more the
better...
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lightningstrikes
7/5/01
11:03 AM
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oh please.....hairless guitar player with a couple of
lumps(implants i heard)....diva my chest is so soft and warm with
all that hair and my abs are much more defined than hairless...sorry
joe but stick ti the six string in the body dept...well you don't
stand a chance
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lightningstrikes
7/5/01
11:20 AM
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i will get one for you and someone will have to tell me how to
post it.....
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lightningstrikes
7/5/01
11:31 AM
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let me get one first and i'll send it to
you
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Pope
Diva I
7/6/01 00:41 AM
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GOOD GRIEF!
30
HOURS
...and
CHICKEN'S IN THE
HIZZY!!!!
"BWOCK!"
{{{Come and get
me...}}}
Tammy, a.k.a. "Pope Diva
I"
Pope-ette and High Priestess of
The Temple of
Aerosmithicism
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lightningstrikes
7/6/01
06:27 AM
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oh diva,
if all goes well i'll have my perry beater chest on
here soon...
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lightningstrikes
7/6/01
06:44 AM
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diva you fine hot lookin women you...i have all the honor i nedd
and the chest to go with it...sorry joe i'm takin
over....
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lightningstrikes
7/6/01
06:50 AM
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i will don't worry...here i'll tease you with this...a face like
robert redford, a chest like sly stone,and a butt like brad pitt....
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lightningstrikes
7/6/01
06:56 AM
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how can you look any better diva?
no engaged to lick just
foolin around with
scipio
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lightningstrikes
7/6/01
07:09 AM
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speaking of lick where the hell has he been?
and you can be a
bad diva i believe in
sharing
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lightningstrikes
7/6/01
07:14 AM
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i know only 25 days till the wedding and he disappears on
me....:(:(:(
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lightningstrikes
7/6/01
07:17 AM
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he is probably on vacation with the wife and
kids....
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lightningstrikes
7/6/01
07:20 AM
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really.....
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