RESISTANCE DISPATCHES

The BBBR Mailbag

Posted June 10, 2001

 

U.S. COMMISSION ON CIVIL RIGHTS

DISCUSSES ITS FINDINGS ON C-SPAN

 

THE CHARMING BILL K REPORTS ON

THE CIVIL RIGHTS COMMISSION

 

From: "William K"

To: < thediva@coup2k.com >

Sent: Sunday, June 10, 2001 7:32 PM

Subject: Finally, a richly deserved bitch slap.

 

I hoped you were watching C-SPAN today, because the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights met to discuss the report that got released last week. Abigail Thernstrom, the mouthy Republican witch on the commission, got SLAMMED. It was amazing how little attention she paid to what was going on, how much she sniveled because, GOD FORBID!!!, the commission didn't bend its rules and agreements over backwards to accommodate the criminal Bush clan, and how unwilling she was to come up with SPECIFIC ARGUMENTS in a public forum.

 

The last time I'd seen so much whining was ... well ... last week when Trent Lott lost the Senate. It was GREAT!!

 

But...but...but...

 

Couldn't this be because of education levels?

 

(Yeah, and wouldn't you take advantage of that if you were crooked and trying to cut off the African-American vote considering Florida's Confederate history? Anyway, Miami Cuban REPUBLICAN VOTERS, with equal education levels, got their votes counted just fine. Allan Lichtman, whose statistical work formed the basis of the report, checked that out just for you, sweetness :->)

 

Couldn't this be because of new voters?

 

(Yeah, and wouldn't you take advantage of that if you knew African-American voters increased their numbers to a degree almost unequaled in our republic just to vote in this election?)

 

Mary Frances Berry, the (real) woman in charge of the committee, treated our precious little C.I.A. plant with the appropriate contempt.

 

Lovely thing to see: Lichtman worked for Republicans on his last two jobs. He's the history department chair for American University. He went into this thing thinking it was just a technological issue -- you know, it all boiled down to the voting devices -- and was BLOWN AWAY by what he found.

 

The black ops witch got cut off at the knees every time she opened her big mouth. Have the long knives been broken out at last, my Diva?

 

 

[DIVA NOTE:  Dare I hope?]

 

ON THE JULY 7th BUSH BIRTHDAY ACTION ALERT

 

 

SAMANTHA ON "BANANAS FOR A MONKEY"

 

From: "Samantha L"

To: "The Diva (Tammy)" < thediva@coup2k.com >

Sent: Thursday, June 07, 2001 3:52 PM

Subject: Re: Action Alert of a different phylum...

 

RE the email below on the banana graphics:

 

Dear Samantha:

 

A banana with a bow on it?  Give me more than that to go on!

 

LOL, been pondering that myself... Bananas are inherently funny, but just try and *do* anything with them, I guess. (That isn't obscene, anyway. <G>)

 

The other day I saw a cartoon of a banana in sunglasses, maybe something along the lines of "the future's so bright, I gotta wear shades"? <-- RE Cheney's nuke policy maybe?

 

Or perhaps a foray into Chiquita Banana/Carmen Miranda territory -- although the mental image I'm suddenly getting of W with a basket of fruit on his head is QUITE disturbing, letmetellyou. ;)

 

Or a parody of cheap-appliance ads -- "you'll go BANANAS for our low, low prices"? (Gotta be something in that somewhere, not necessarily for this project but certainly in general)

 

The remake of 'planet of the apes' is coming out soon, isn't it? There MUST be something we could do with talking monkeys and bananas and Charlton Heston imagery... (I certainly THINK "get your stinking paws off me you

damn dirty ape" every time I see W...)

 

BTW, RE an earlier email: I haven't forgotten the "I'm Spartacus" T-shirt idea, it's just I'm dreading sorting through the Big Box O' Fonts to find the exactly-the-right-one-that-I-know-is-in-there-somewhere-but-I-can't-remember-the -name-of-it. (Picture a box of about 100 3.5" floppies, labelled "fonts A" , "fonts B"... <sigh>) Once (if) I can find it, it shouldn't be very long... I'll try to get on that for next week.

 

ON THE DAVID VON DREHLE SITUATION:

VON DREHLE'S DEFENSE, MY RESPONSE

 

LEAH FINDS A NUGGET IN THE VON DREHLE BOOK

 

From: "Leah F"

To: < BBBR@yahoogroups.com >

Sent: Sunday, June 10, 2001 9:29 PM

Subject: Re: [BBBR] A Give-and-Take with David Von Drehle,

Washington Post Reporter and Co-Author of

"Deadlock: The Inside Story of America's Closest Election" (sic)

 

One important - useful fact in this book:

 

According to Drehle, Jebbie boasted to him that it was HIS advice to the Bush campaign  to oppose any recount.  (They were not sure in the beginning).  Take the fact that Jebbie swore in front of the Civil Right Commission that he stayed out of that part of the elections altogether, and you have a nice little perjury on your hands...

 

 

PHILIP AT THE MOVIES

 

From: "Philip B"

To: < thediva@coup2k.com >

Sent: Friday, June 08, 2001 6:47 PM

Subject: David Von Drehle

 

Just read your response...

 

"I like the way you talk" ( Billy Bob Thornton in Slingblade)

 

 

THE DIVA NEVER PASSES UP A CHANCE

TO PLAY DUELING MOVIE QUOTES

 

From: "The Diva (Tammy)"

To: "Philip B"

Sent: Friday, June 08, 2001 8:09 PM

Subject: Re: David Von Drehle

 

Dear Philip:

 

Thanks!

 

My favorite BBT quote is from "Primary Colors":

 

"I'm blacker than you are.  I've got some slave in me.  I can feel it." - Billy Bob Thornton as Richard Jemmons 

 

:)

 

Tammy

"The Diva"

coup2k.com

 

 

CARL'S MAD AT THE MEDIA

 

From: "Carl J"

To: "The Diva (Tammy)" < thediva@coup2k.com >

Sent: Friday, June 08, 2001 11:23 PM

Subject: Re: [BBBResistance] EQUAL TIME (DIVA-STYLE)

 

Dear Diva:

 

They're all full of sh**. The media is behind this takeover. I hope that if the Democrats regain control of the Congress that they immediately initiate impeachment proceedings against those five bastards. Don't let that German Fascist hard-on give you any crap...

 

Our government is a triangular system of checks and balances, and like a triangle, for it to ring like a bell, at least one corner must never touch the rest of the triangle. The triangle was closed and muffled this time. It has to be opened and let the striking iron ring out in the name of freedom. Freedom isn't screwing me and having me keep my mouth shut. This election should have gone to the United States Congress, win lose or draw.

 

Carl

 

 

HUGH ON DR. DIVA

 

From: <Hugh N>

To: < thediva@coup2k.com >

Sent: Friday, June 08, 2001 10:58 PM

Subject: Re: [BBBResistance] EQUAL TIME (DIVA-STYLE)

 

Dear Tammy,

 

What splendid surgery, albeit without the benefit of anesthesia.  (But since it was elective surgery he has only himself to blame.)  Really though, that was a terrific letter responding to his lame explanation.  I do find it curious, as do you, as to why he would even write you.   He must have been looking through the wrong end of his binoculars with this one.

  

Thanks for holding his feet to the fire for us out here who are just as angry, but a little less informed and not as heavily armed.   Your voice gives us all strength.   I know it does me.    You know...I run with a very liberal crowd, but like most Americans they are extremely intellectually lazy.

 

  While they don't like Bush, and they do think he probably stole a presidential election, they don't understand that he pissed on our democracy in the process.   They don't, for some reason I can't figure, appreciate that that act is second only to assassination in the damage it does to our freedom to choose our leaders.  They have moved on.  They lack any passion for righting this terrible wrong.    And they don't much care to talk about it (except my friend Scott, whose Grandmother shares a property line with the idiot in Crawford).   So, that's a long way around saying that for many of us out here in the world you are a lifeline.  

 

Keep fighting.   I will.  

 

And thanks again,  

Hugh

 

 

HUGH'S LETTER TO DAVID VON DREHLE:

 

From: <Hugh N>

To: < vondrehled@washpost.com >

Cc: < thediva@coup2k.com >

Sent: Saturday, June 09, 2001 10:54 PM

Subject: The Closest Election?

 

Dear Sir,

 

How stupid do you think we are?  Actually, I know the answer to that question, and you are on notice that myself and MILLIONS of other Americans like me are insulted.  You have MISUNDERESTIMATED us.  That you would take a crisis of democracy, twist the facts, and then have the gall to try to make a nickel off of it makes you something below a crooked used car salesman.  ANGRY????  You bet we are angry.  And that is what your story SHOULD have been about. 

 

If you had been around to report on the assassination of President Kennedy, you probably would have written a book about it titled, "The Worst Presidential Car Ride Ever." 

 

The story was not that the election was "close."  The story was that it was "STOLEN."  If you really were a journalist and not just a media whore you would get off your lazy bought-and-paid-for butt, investigate, and THEN REPORT. 

 

You will not get by with this.  People with brains are watching you.

 

Remember... Misunderestimate the President... not the people.      

 

Hugh N

Dallas, Texas

 

 

AND NOW, A LETTER FROM A REAL DOCTOR

 

From: "Nancy H"

To: < thediva@coup2k.com >

Sent: Monday, June 11, 2001 10:40 AM

Subject: Drehle's response

 

Boy, what a response from Drehle. About like the one I got from him, which was, "Thanks for taking time to write".  Either he doesn't care what we think, or we all had him by the balls and he knew it. I would like to think the latter. His nonresponse, none-the-less, makes me want to scream.

 

Nancy

Nancy A. H., M.D.

 

SCOTT WRITES IN FROM THE ISLANDS

 

From: "Scott F"

To: < thediva@coup2k.com >

Sent: Saturday, June 09, 2001 12:16 AM

Subject: Dear Diva...

 

"One of The Greatest Rants In The History of The Web." Thank you Diva, where ever you are.

 

I too am a Diva - albeit an aging Diva - living on the North Shore of O'ahu, Hawai'i (as you know, Divas ain't stupid).

 

Regards

- Scott F

 

Dear Scott:

 

Thanks!  It is a rare pleasure indeed to get to rant directly at my target.  Unfortunately, my sortie was unsuccessful.  Mr. Von Drehle is still convinced that his book's title is accurate.

 

I really should have known that talking "language" with a mainstream journalist would get me nowhere.

 

I've found that journalists are either ignorant of the language (giving them the benefit of the doubt), or are subtly propagandizing the people, or are outright liars.

 

Take, for instance, the tardy reporting of the felon purge in The Los Angeles Times, my local newspaper...

http://www.latimes.com/news/nation/updates2/lat_felon010521.htm

 

Your e-mail inspired me to write the rant that article deserves. 

 

I thank you for that. 

 

You can read it HERE:

http://www.coup2k.com/rant06102001.html

 

 

Keep writing, and keep fighting...

 

Tammy

"The Diva"

WebMistress of BBBR

http://www.coup2k.com

 

 

READ THE RANT SCOTT'S E-MAIL INSPIRED, HERE

 

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